Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein Basera hoga kal mera kisi aur ke aangan mein Kyon yeh reet bhagwan ne banayi hogi kehte h...
With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood... 206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish you "very GOOD...
Wishing you G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night Wishing u................ G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack.
Welcome the new morning Welcome the new morning with a "Smile on your Face", "Love in your Heart", "Good Thoughts in your Mind" ...
Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes Wake-up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes. Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones, Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a bea...
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then ...
SO rahe ho KYA? ( / ; ) ( / SO rahe ho KYA? (@ ; ( (@ GHOORO MAT ( I ; ) ( ì AANKHEIN KHOLO ( ì ; ) (é DONO KHOLO (é ; ) (é CHALO sms kar...
Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi, Pyare se kinare, Pyari se uss ki boonden, Pyari si thandi hawayein, Ek pyare se Dost ko pyara sa din...
Morning is God's way of saying one more time Morning is God's way of saying one more time .. Go, live life, make a difference, touch ones heart, encourage own mind inspire own so...
Knock!!! Knock!!! May I come into your world Knock!!! Knock!!! May I come into your world?? i bring no flowers, No cakes, But wishes to keep you fresh, Prayer to keep you healthy, ...
I just love when morning gets here I just love when morning gets here, coz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my dear friend. what a lovely way to start my day.
A night hug warms the heart A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gud morning to start your day!
Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai !! Aur khwab dekhne k liye NEEND !! To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi chadho !! Aur .....
You live in your dreams You live in you dreams, but dreams may die. don't get shattered, never ever cry. the world is big & has lots to give, pick up a...
Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline Welcome aboard to "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug your pillows as the flight will be leaving soon to dream ...
Wash your face and wash your feet Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak and mouth can't speak so hope this night shall be...
WAIT DO NOT SLEEP Wait WAIT! ()````() ("( 'o' )") ( . / ( . ) DON'T SLEEP Wait ()````() ( -O- ) ( . ) (``) (``) I have to pray &...
Wait Do not Sleep let me pray God WAIT... ()"""() k ( "o" ) Don't (,><.) Sleep let me pray God ()"""() ( -o-) ( ,(...
Under the fresh and cool night Under the fresh and cool night... I would take a minute to say HI to the person i think about and i miss the most.. hope you'll have...
Tiny stars shining bright Tiny stars shining bright, Its time for me to say goodnight, So close your eyes & snuggle up tight, I'm wishing you sweet dreams ...
This is my LAST message of th day This is my LAST message of the day for the person I care & love FIRST for the person that came into my mind is you.... so juz wanna wis...
txt msg: hello txt msg: hello you mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls don't disturb txt msg: may i vibrate you? your mobile: ok ok, go ahead ...
Take some time to smile when you are sad Take some time to smile when you are sad.. to rest when you're tired.. to love if you're feeling empty.. & to let go if you n...
Take a deep breath, Stand near the window Take a deep breath, Stand near the window, Look at the sky, There will be two stars twinkling brightly, You know what they are???? They...
Still awake? Time to sleep ' 12 ' . 9 !/ 3 ' . 6 . ' . ' 12 ' . 9 !_ 3 ' . 6 . ' . ' 12 ' . 9 _! 3 ' . 6 . ' ...
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone thinking of you some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sw...
shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly, bcoz you might be sleeping, I'll just leave my message for you "GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS...
Sshh, its only me putting a blanket (>"*"<) ( - , - ) zzz--- (">--<")---Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket on you so that you wont get ...
Sleepy Message for a sleepy person Sleepy Message for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say ...
Saw my message? Saw my message? n0??? n0w, can u? still can't?? c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special you are! Good night!
Saying good night is not just putting an end to a day Saying good night is not just putting an end to a day. Its a way of saying, I remember you before i go to sleep. Hope you can feel the car...
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai, Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe sone ja raha...
Pujya mitravar, sadar parnam pujya mitravar, sadar parnam, apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai, app ki isi mitrata ke...
Notice your phone got heavier with this message Notice your phone got heavier with this message. it contains load of love, and prayers to keep you happy n safe. Have a nice sleep Good n...
Night is the essence of pride Night is the essence of pride, for i'll be dreaming of my to be bride, sweetdreams and goodnight is wished, for she will never know h...
Night doesn't become beautiful with star Night doesn't become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon, It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep and let stars & m...
Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun, tujse apni jaan mangta hun, tu so jayena mobile off karke isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
My sms may not mean too much for you My sms may not mean too much for you but to me it mean a lot coz its my way of showing you that i care. good nite =)
On this cold cold night On this cold cold nite, in My small small ROOm, i Look At The Bright Bright Stars iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet S...
LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM IN DREAM I SAW AN ANGEL THAT ANGEL ASKED ME WHAT DO YOU WANT I TOLD THE ANGEL TO TAKE CARE OF YOU HE SAID ...
Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili. Is pyari si ...
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai... Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai, Aur hole se dil keh...
In this lovely nite, I pray to the blue moon In this lovely nite, I pray to the blue moon to protect you through the night, the wind to blow away you stress and the twinkle stars to g...
If you are awake If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much.
I wish moon always be full and bright I wish moon always be full and bright !!! you always be cool & right!!! Whenever you go to switch off the light, Remember that I am w...
I wish that God would hold you tight I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels will keep you in site. Now just to make sure you feel all right, i'm gonna wi...
I wish i would be there to hold you tight I wish I would be there to hold you tight, instead of saying this loving good night.
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most and the person that came into my mind is you.
I really want you to be mine I really want you to be mine, and i'll say this all the time, you really are one of kind, and sweetest i''ll find, good night...
I know its late but i can not sleep I know its late but i can not sleep without letting you know how much i care... you may be fast asleep right now and probably read this to...
I close my eyes to sleep but can not I close my eyes to sleep but can not. thoughts of you keeps me awake, I wonder if you have thought same about me... Coz falling in love ...
Hey you Yes you () """ () ( ' ,' ) ''' Hey you!!! Yes you... the cute one... holding the phone! are you asleep? I ...
Hayo Rabba Tussi so gaye Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu good night te wish kar len do!! goodnight hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet ...
Have a "salty Dream..." Have a "salty Dream..." Bcoz daily sweet is not Good for your health, take care....
Happiness is like a butterfly Happiness is like a butterfly, you run after it, it keeps flying away. If you stand still it comes & sits on your shoulders. Wish yo...
Good Night Sleep Tight have Sweet Dreams Good Night Sleep Tight have Sweet Dreams For what you are looking down in your mobile? that's all Lorie bhi sunau kya? so jao ji
Good night my very special friend Good night my very special friend, I pray you lay in rest, And may tomorrow bring you, Much love and happiness. do not think of me...i m...
Eyes without tears, tears without love eyes without tears, tears without love, love without a care, a care without a heart, a heart without beat, a beat without you, you with...
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
Din bita raat aayi sone ki ab baat aayi Din bita raat aayi sone ki ab baat aayi jab ja rahe sone ko tab aapki yaad aayi socha band karne se pahele light aapse bol du good nigh...
Dream a dream tonight as you sleep Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. smile a smile tomorrow that u may keep. may all of your dreams and wishes come true cause i couldn...
Close your Eyes and Imagine Close your Eyes and Imagine chand ka bed, taro ki razai pholon ka takya ! nice na? n come back to earth and sleep on charpai. Good Nite
Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Light aur soneka Tight, Boleto BYE... Good Nite
As nigte falls upon the land, it is time to Zz again As night falls upon the land, it is time to Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish you NiteNite! Sweet...
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789 ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# THANK GOD ALL THE KEYS OF KEYPAD ARE WORKING NOW GO TO SLEEP GUD NITE
At this moment Millions are sleeping At this moment Millions are sleeping, Millions are falling in Love, Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world i...
AS a day turns into night AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how though the world may seem, But.... you still deserve the sweetest...
A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying.. you are my last thought at night..Goodnight
A day is going to end again A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite...
10 messages received 10 messages received, 1- Hi, 2- Hello, 3- I miss U, 4- How r U?, 5- hope ur fine, 6- keep smilling, 7- Take Care, 8- God bless U, 9...
Wife: "last night i dream of you buying me a diamond necklace" Wife: "last night i dream of you buying me a diamond necklace" Husband: "tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Husband: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Husband: Kyonk...
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Husband: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milt...
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day? Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begin...
Why do the bride and groom exchang VARMALA during marriage? Why do the bride and groom exchange VARMALA during marriage? Ans: Its an affectionate way of telling each other 'SWEETHEART YOU ARE DEA...
Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense.
Wife: "Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" Wife: "Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?" Husband: "Shahjahan Jitna." Wife: "Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao G...
Train mai ek husband apni wife se Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay wala passenger: w...
There is only one perfect child in the world There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has i...
The best way to remember your wife's birthday always The best way to remember your wife's birthday always is to forget it once
Son: Papa, Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain Son: Papa, Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain, To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain? Papa: Beta, Akal Badaam Khane se nahi, Thokar Khake Ati Hai
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi city ki hai ya village ki Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi city ki hai ya village ki.. Banta. city ki. Santa.ooh acha. main samja shayed Tumhary hai.
One day a dog was dancing madly on the marriage of lion One day a dog was dancing madly on the marriage of lion. Lion asked: Why are you dancing madly? Dog said i was also lion before marriage.....
Kabhi Roti Ke Tukron Mein Kabhi Roti Ke Tukron Mein, Kabhi Salan Ke Piyale Mein Teri Zulf Ka Didar Hai Sanam, Khane Ke Har Niwale Mein..!!
Husband: You get marry with Santa after my death Husband: You get marry with Santa after my death. Wife: but why? He is your no. 1 enemy, Husband: this is only way to take revenge with h...
Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: for you and your parents.
Husband to wife: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai Husband to wife: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. Wife: (maatha peette hue:) Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke ...
Husband PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD Husband PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED, THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON Husband: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? Wife: SHE SAID ...
Husband on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant." Husband on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Husband: No this i...
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye, tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya Husband aur wife hotel me gaye, tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Husband-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan...
Husband ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai Husband ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: "See your relative eating grass, Say Hi" Husband said: ...
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE.?" Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE.?" It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says "No, it mean...
Hoon mai doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse waha Hoon mai doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse waha, Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai, mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
Happiest man is one whose Happiest man is one whose, daughter's photograph is on femina cover, son on cowboy cover, girlfriend on playboy, WIFE on missing col...
Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers are like pizzas, hot and spicy, eaten frequently. Wives are like rice and dal e...
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but...
Girl to Boyfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Girl to Boyfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Boy: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka
Ek pati Apnae Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha ek pati Apnae Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha. Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu? Pati Bola, Expiry Dat...
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke Ghar ja raha tha Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola la...
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt karo pros wali se, Pyar karo dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ...
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he...
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money, so he sent a cheque writing 100 kisses. When he returned home his wife said "THANKs for t...
A MAN SANTA - Your Friend IS KISSING your WIFE IN your HOME A MAN SANTA - Your Friend IS KISSING your WIFE IN your HOME. HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR and SLAPPED That MAN and ...
Always keep a picture of your wife in your wallet Always keep a picture of your wife in your wallet look at it when you are in trouble you will feel that other problems are not as big as th...
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking? Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher teaching algebra to student Teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C sir asked to give example for it student: sir i love you, you love your daughter,...
Teacher: Raju tumne aaj fir homework nahi kiya Teacher: Raju tumne aaj fir homework nahi kiya. Bolo tumhe kya saja dun? Raju: Teacher, wo Rita ne bhi nahi kiya. Hum donoko bathroom mei ba...
Teacher - aaj tumne hw kyo nahi kiya Teacher - aaj tumne hw kyo nahi kiya raju- sir ghar par light nahi thi teacher - to sale mombatti jala leta raju- sir machis nahi jala sa...
Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyo ge Teacher: Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi piyo ge Bachey: Nahi piyenge Teacher: Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey: Nahi karen...
School mein admission ke liye interview School mein admission ke liye interview: Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ? . . Cute answer…. Kid : jo mummy bolti hai.
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird to Student and asked : Tell the bird’s name. Student: I don't know. Examiner: You ar...
In how many days a 1000 pages book can be read? In how many days a 1000 pages book can b read? Writer-6 months, Doctor-2 mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT Before THE EXAM.
Height of Challenge: a guy left whole answer sheet blank in an exam Height of Challenge: a guy left whole answer sheet blank in an exam.... & wrote this on the last Page: "agar apnay bap ki Aulad...
Father: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye Father: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine uss teacher ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Commerce professor asks the student Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law...
Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ...
You are a nice person. line 1 is true You are a nice person. line 1 is true. line 2 is false if line 1 is true. both lines 2 and 3 are true. all 4 lines are false. tension h...
Young girl praying: pls God marry me with intelligent man Young girl praying: pls God marry me with intelligent man god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married.
Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi Me kaisay meethi baat karon jab meethi cheez khayi nahi, Ye chanda kaisa maamoon ha...
Wo school ke din bhi kya din the वो school के दिन भी क्या दिन थे, जब लडकियो के तीन ही नाम हुआ करते थे, तेरी_WaLi , मेरी_WaLi, भाई_ये_हाथ_नही_आने_WaLi
Wife is Incoming Calls Wife is Incoming Calls Lover is are Outgoing Calls Aunties are Tollfree Calls Callgirls are Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls are Missed Cal...
Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY? Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY? Guess.......... Any Guess........ Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh s...
Who said english is easy??? Who said english is easy??? Fill in the blank with YES or NO.. 1.______, I don't have brain. 2.______, I dont have sence. 3.______, ...
When your life is in darkness, Pray to God When your life is in darkness, Pray to God, ask him to free you from darkness and after if you pray and still you are in darkness… Pleas...
When i call you, 1 ring means i' m thinking of you When i call you, 1 ring means i' m thinking of you, 2 rings means i like you, 3 rings means i'm missing you, 4 rings means i need ...
What is marriage? What is marriage? - a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree and girl gets her masters degree.
What is life insurance? What is life insurance? - a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
What's difference between man and Superman? What's difference between man & Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha
Two donkeys (Gadhe) apas main bateen kar rahe thay Two donkeys (Gadhe) apas main bateen kar rahe thay. 1st donkey: yar mera malik bohat zalim hay. bohat marta hay. kaam b zyada leta hay. 2n...
Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachut...
Twinkle Twinkle little star Twinkle Twinkle little star Teri girl friend gaee bazar usko milgaya dosra yaar.. ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!
To see light, look at sun To see light, look at sun.. to see love look at moon.. to see beauty, look at nature.. to see hope, look at future.. but, to see all of...
Tumhary saath kia masla hy? Tumhary saath kia masla hy? har wakt pregnent rehti ho? jab bhi tumhain sms kia tumhari delivery report aa jati hy
Titanic doob raha tha Titanic doob raha tha. ek gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai. Santa- 1km. Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf. Santa...
Those midnight tears, Those bad-day bumps Those 'midnight tears', Those 'bad-day bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long c...
Three people where going on a motor cycle Three people where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop one people shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, what he did next time h...
Sweet but not honey, precious but not money Sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? it's me..!
Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge Sochta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
SMS Meray Dost ko "Hello" kehna SMS Meray Dost ko "Hello" kehna "Save" karay to Thnxs Kehna Mujhe yaad kiya to kehna"I miss you too" Delete...
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental…case, Still smiling!!!..........C...
Sitam sehne ki bhi haad hoti hai, Kisi ko satanay ki bhi haad hoti hai Sitam sehne ki bhi haad hoti hai, Kisi ko satanay ki bhi haad hoti hai SMS bhejne ki adat daalo mere dost, Muft k SMS pedhne ki bhi haad ...
Sachha pyar wo hai jo सच्चा प्यार वही है जो आँखों से काजल बहने ना दे …… और…. होठों ? पर लिपिस्टिक रहने ना दे !
Sach, bachpan mai sochte hum bade kyo nahi ho rahe सच, बचपन में सोचते हम बड़े क्यों नहीं हो रहे ? और अब सोचते हम बड़े क्यों हो गए ?
Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah raat bhar sms kiya to raat kat gayi subha uth kar balance dekha to waat lag gayi........
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman! Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman! You have only 2 eyes....... But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
Ramu is 35 years old and still single Ramu is 35 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a g...
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to ...
Payal chhankati ayee thi Payal chhankati ayee thi….. Payal chhankati chali gayee, Main sindoor leke khada tha, Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee..
Phal ke beej ko iss dar se nahi khate the फल के बीज को इस डर से नहीं खाते थे की कहीं हमारे पेट में पेड़ न उग जाए |
Patient : Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won't go away Patient : Doctor, I have diarrhea & it won't go away. Doctor: Did you try using a lemon? Patient: Yes I did. But when I remove it,...
Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host, Andheron Ke Ghost, Double Anday Ke Toast, Bhuji Huwi Lamp Post, Murghi Ke Roast, “I MISS U THE MOST”
Open with Love Open with Love... If I disturb you I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Old friends are Gold Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If you get Diamonds, Don't Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond
Nobody is like you Nobody is like you, nobody cares for you, nobody misses you, nobody wants to see you good, nobody is your best friend, nobody is happy ...
Nurse: Congrats ji, aap papa ban gaye Nurse: Congrats ji, aap papa ban gaye. Husband: Meri wife ko nahi bolna, mein usse surprise dunga!
New software has been introduced New software has been introduced. Any two persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS to each other. To install it in ur mobile f...
NA TUM JANNO NA HUM "NA TUM JANNO NA HUM" kyon chalti hai pawan -because of evoporation kyon jhoome hai gagan -because of earth's revolution ...
Mudkar na dekh mujhe, yun haste haste Mudkar na dekh mujhe, yun haste haste, Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI Namaste!
Mohabbat Karne Walo Ko Inkar Accha Nahi Lagta Mohabbat Karne Walo Ko Inkar Accha Nahi Lagta, Duniya Walo Ko Ikrar Accha Nahi Lagta, Jab Tak Ladka Ladki Bhag Na Jaye, Ghar Walo Ko Pyar...
Machar ne apko kaata wo uska junoon tha Machar ne apko kaata wo uska junoon tha, apne khaarish ki wo apka sukoon tha, Chah kar bhi apne usay nahi mar paya kyon k uski ragon main...
MAMU: Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath MAMU: Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Love - Easy to say, Difficult to stay Love- Easy to say Difficult to stay Beautiful to feel Difficult to deal... Difficulty is a part of Life... But That's the reason.....
Maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin Maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin..... chand ne kaha ullu k pathe itni upar se kya dikhta hai koi
Love is like an internet virus Love is like an internet virus, once they enter your life, scan your poket, transfer your money, edit your mind, download their problems...
Last night I lay in my bed Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky... then i thought where is my roof...??
Last night i dreamt of U Last night i dreamt of U. This morning, my first thought was U. whole day i thought of U. Tomorrow i'll think of V then W,X,Y…Z...
Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...
Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago Lady to inspector: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Inspector: Why don`t u cook something else.
Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai Kya pyar karna paap hai Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai Kya pyar karna paap hai? Kya pyaar karna paap hai? Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai Abey patli ...
Kismat kismat ki baat hai kismat kismat ki baat hai aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak ...
Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya Koi Naya MSG Hai Kya.. Agar Hai To.. .. .. .. .. .. .. To Please 'DELETE' Kar Do, Kyuki.. Jab MSG Bhejna Nahi Hai, To Rakh...
Khush to bahot hoge tum Khush to bahot hoge tum, Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge...? Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
kal main ne swimming pool per dekkha kal main ne swimming pool per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howa ye kase mumkin hain baqi 3 g...
KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM mere SMS na hongay kam KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM mere SMS na hongay kam, KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA SMS karte rehna, DHOOM mera SMS perh k jhoom, HERA PHERI ab ki ...
Kaash ye faasle na hote, Kaash ye dooriyan na hoti Kaash ye faasle na hote, Kaash ye dooriyan na hoti Kaash aap aur ham saath hote to… to… Mere MESSAGE k paise bach jate.
Kaise ho? maze me? Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to MESSAGE kar sakte ho!
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN
Jab hum aankh band kar sone ka natak karte the जब आँख बंद कर सोने का नाटक करते थे ताकि कोई हमें गोद में उठा के बिस्तर तक पहुचा दे
Jab hum darwaje ke peechhe chhupte the जब हम दरवाज़े के पीछे छुपते थे ताकि अगर कोई आये तो उसे डरा सके..
Jab gire badal, Teri Yaad aai Jab gire badal, Teri Yaad aai, Jhoom K barsa sawan, Teri yaad aai, Bhigi main, Fir teri yaad aai, kyon na aye yaad, Tune CHHATRI abta...
Jab hamare pas char rangwo se likhne wali ek pen जब हमारे पास चार रंगों से लिखने वाली एक पेन हुआ करती थी और हम सभी के बटन को एक साथ दबाने की कोशिश किया करते थे
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. Ticket checker: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram...
I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. you cry i cry. you laugh i laugh. you jump out of d window... I look down & ...
I want you to know that you are very important to me I want you to know that you are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without you even for a second! you are my life ...
IMAGINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD IMAGINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD RESULT: NO SMS NO Flower NO Valentine's NO Candles NO Perfume NO Travelling NO Taj Mahal All the me...
I m your ___friend I m your ___friend a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best all Reply is a must..
Heart beat are countless Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless and a friend like you is Useless. Oops! Sorry Y...
Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun Har khushi ko Teri Taraf Mor Dun, Tere Leye Chand Tak Tor Dun, Khushyon k Darwaze Tere Leye khol Dun, Kafi he ya 2 ,4 jhut or bol dun.
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete, Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete... Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan, Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHA...
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin bejha to aisa bheja ki bheje main bheja hi nahi bheja,
Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear Isliye SMS kiya karo...
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a baby Girl : Mom, i m in love with a baby.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 months & kicking happily in my ...
Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai? Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kisses. Girl: Aur uss dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kisses. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do...
Girl before marriage looks like Barbie doll Girl before marriage looks like Barbie doll, After merriage Beautiful doll, after one year Nice doll, after two years only doll, after t...
Girl - I love you Girl - I love you. . . . Boy- Tell me any different style and new style. . . . Girl - Arrey TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOuKA MERE PUTAR KO...
Geeta mein likha hai Geeta mein likha hai. . . . . . . . are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha na geeta mein likha hai!! To geeta khojo aur pad...
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji Sardar Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re? Sambha: Do Sardar Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?...
Fizaon k badalne ka intizar na karo Fizaon k badalne ka intizar na karo, Andhiyon k rukne ka intizar na karo Mobile uthao aur mujhe sms karo, har bar mere sms ka intizar na ...
Freeze ko dheere se band karke फ्रिज को धीरे से बंद करके ये जानने की कोशिश करते थे की इसकी लाइट कब बंद होती हैं
Exam are like girl friend exam are like girl friend; 1. too many question, 2. difficult 2 understand. 3. more explanation is needed. 4. result is doubtful.
Ek chote se bachche ko baar baar susu lagti thi ek chote se bachche ko baar baar susu lagti thi to uski mammy ne kaha: beta logon ke samne jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe ga...
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 people die Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 people die, so u can decrease this over population, including me. so baby, please keep on smiling.
Do you know??? An apple a day keeps the doctor away Do you know??? An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.....
Dil k zakhm kisi ko na dikha sako gay Dil k zakhm kisi ko na dikha sako gay, dil main jo hai kisi ko bata na sako gay Karo gay jawani main jo girlfriend pe kharcha, burhapay t...
Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna, Jo pasand ho usay I Love You kehna Agar wo ghussay aaye to darna mat, Sar jhukana aur kehna Pyari behna ...
D se dosti, D se Dil D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sak...
College COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Curcuit- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka Curcuit- bhai bapu ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI - hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ay...
Bush: tujhe swiming aati hai. laalu: no bush: tujhe swimming aati hai? laalu: no. bush: tere se to kutta achha hai. jo swiming kar leta hai. laalu: tujhe aati hai? bush: haan. ...
Boy said to girl: I want to kiss you Boy said to girl: I want to kiss you. girl: if you will try to kiss me, mien shor macha don gi, boy: lekin yaha to dur dur tak koi nahien...
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pah...
Boy: I am not rich like rohit Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more ...
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khusi uske sare gaam chura l Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khusi uske sare gaam chura lo pyar esha karo ki sab dekhte raha jaaye aaur padosan vi aakar kahe ki...
Arz kiya hai: Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha Arz kiya hai: Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha… Khidki se dekha to raastay pe koi nahi tha… Raastay pe jakay dekha to khidki pe ...
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayr Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri… Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log fekenge ande tamatar, To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
Arre deewano mujay pehchano Arre deewano mujay pehchano. Kahan say aya main............? May kon hoon? May kon hoon? May kon hoon? May kon hoon? ? ? ? ? numbe...
Are you mad? why are you reading me? Are you mad? why are you reading me? There is nothing in me. Just stop it, u r wasting ur time. I think u will never stop reading me. O...
Ager aapke ghar ke pass ek ladki ho Ager aapke ghar ke pass ek ladki ho, woh khoobsoort ho, app ko pasand karti ho, aap ko ishare karke bolathi ho, to mat jana, kyonki usk...
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said Bole To.. To...
Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai Aapne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, aapne dil me aasha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms k...
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa Singh shou...
Achhon se ziada tum achhey ho, sachhon se ziada tum sachey ho Achhon se ziada tum achhey ho, sachhon se ziada tum sachey ho, Mene kaha mujhey tmse “MOHABBAT” he, wo boli sharam karo abhi tum bachhey ...
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko arey aapko haan haan aapko baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang kar...
A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around you
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE '' NACH BASANTI NACH''...
A Sardar proposed a Girl A Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I am 1 year elder to you........... Sardar said Oye "No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you N...
A sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop A sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. a girl customer asks: "Jara underwear dikhana" sardar thora sharma ker: "...
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
A Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years A Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes
A girl says to her boyfriend, Give me one kiss A girl says to her boyfriend, Give me one kiss and I'll be yours forever. The boy says thanks for the warning!
A Chinese was in hospital A Chinese was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chinese said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died. SANTA went china 2 know ...
A boy sent sms to girl: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha A boy sent sms to a girl: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Girl got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
A boy goes to see a cabre dance A boy goes to see a cabre dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Ye...
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon 1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon Mom; Na baiti log kiya kahen gay. Aaj ke girl; Mama mini skirt pehen lon Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehe...
1970's girl: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai 1970's girl: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai Today's girl: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa j...
14 FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI 14 FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.
Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together You fight about the smallest things in life when you are together and miss those very smallest things when you are turn apart by then.. ...
You are special, becoz you are someone's friend You are special, becoz you are someone's friend. you've touched someone's life in a unique way like no-one else could. That s...
Yaad ae kabhe to ankhen band na karna Yaad ae kabhe to ankhen band na karna...! Hum chale bhe jaen to gham na karna.....! Yeh zarori nahi k har rishte ka naam ho..! Par dost...
Words begin with ABC Words begin with ABC... number begin with 123... music begins with sa,re.ga ma and friendship begins with YOU... AND... ME...
Wonderful people are carefully created by God Wonderful people are carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefully planned by God, wonderful friends like you are carefully gi...
Who is a friend, A push when you are stopped Who is a friend, A push when you are stopped, a touch when you are lost, a word when you are quiet, a smile when you are sad, a shoulder...
When you are sad, i will try your tears when you are sad.........i will try your tears when you are scared.........i will comfort ur fears when you are worried........i will give...
When you are counting all ur friends When you are counting all your friends.... -the oldest -the best & -the new I would like to stand by your side & whisper two...
When does a friend become a best friend? When does a friend become a best friend? When his dialogue, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don...
Whats the true meaning of friendship? Whats the true meaning of friendship? Where there is no compromise in telling secrets, and there is no secret for which you need compromi...
What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? A friend is a tissue when you can\'t stop crying A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying A f...
What is the difference between blood and friend? What is the difference between blood and friend? Blood enters d heart & flows but friend enters the heart & stay inside forev...
We have known each other by CHANCE We have known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's def...
Understands you when you say i forget understands you when you say i forget, waits forever when you say 1 min, stays with you when you say leave him ALONE... as me.....and...
Two friends, see and saw Two friends...see and saw. one day see saw sea and saw didn't see sea. see saw sea and jumped in sea, saw didnot saw sea but also j...
True friends are those Who Care without hesitation True friends are those Who Care without hesitation, Remember without Limitation, Forgive without any Explanation, and Love even with lit...
True friends are like mornings True friends are like mornings, you can't have them the whole day, but you can be sure, they will be there when you wake-up tomorrow,...
To Understand a misunderstanding To Understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship....
Though my words are few; my heart is true Though my words are few; my heart is true. Friends I can make new, but none are as sweet as you.
To live a life i need heartbeat To live a life i need heartbeat, to have heartbeat i need a heart, to have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, an...
This is a message from a friend to a friend This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend...
Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes Thinking of tomorrow brings tears to my eyes, coz tomorrow we might have to say good bye. But if tomorrow, it should be the end, the bes...
They all had trouble in defining friendship They all had trouble in defining friendship... i can't understand how they cudn't get the right word.. then i took your name an...
There's st@ry behind every friendship There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful beginning.. H@pe this st...
The recipe of friendship The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.. mix all these together to make friend...
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss you Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss you, Why? I care for u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b'coz you are a swee...
Sometimes misunderstood you sometimes misunderstood you, sometimes scolded you, sometimes learned from you, sometimes praised you, sometimes laughed at you, but i ...
Some friends are remembered because of their care Some friends are remembered because of their care. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because y...
Some friends are worth to be thrown Some friends are worth to be thrown, Some are good to keep, Some are to be Treasured forever, and i Think you are one to be Thrown... i...
Searching friends??????? Searching friends??????? Log On... Searching... Searching... Searching... Searching... #Found... Loading... ||||| 10% ||||||||| 30% |||...
Science has proved that sugar melts in water Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so plz don`t walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like you!!!
Plants are green and earth is blue Plants are green and earth is blue, why you are so nice to me i want a clue, What ever may be the reason like you, because in world like ...
Our "Friendship" is a crossed cheque of amount HAPPY Our "Friendship" is a crossed cheque of amount HAPPY/- which we both have... when you feel upset and alone, withdraw it from m...
Our friendship has become our HABIT Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H - ABIT remains. Take out A, still BIT remains, Finally take out B, still IT rem...
Only true friends stand by you during bad times Only true friends stand by you during bad times. So I promise I'll... surely . . . . . . . . . . attend your wedding!
One tree can start a forest One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship, One touch can show love and care, & One friend like you can make life w...
One stone is enough to break a glass One stone is enough to break a glass one second is enough to fall in love one sentence is enough to break a heart but our (true) friendsh...
One day Friendship and Love met One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship answered I am here to leave smile where you leave...
One day Monday went to Tuesday One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that "Sunday" is FRIENDSHI...
One Best Book is Equal to Hundred Good Friends One Best Book is Equal to Hundred Good Friends But, One Good friend like you is Equal to a Library..............!
One advice - take care One advice - take care, one request - don't change, one wish don't forget me, one lie - I Hate you, one truth-I Miss you, one h...
Not every bird can dance, But peacock did that Not every bird can dance, But peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LOVE, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach upto ...
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQD...
My relation with you is like an onion My relation with you is like an onion which has many layers it will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it you will have tear in...
My Heart is like an open book My Heart is like an open book, its depends on you how you read me, don't judge me by my cover, look in and discover, you will get yo...
MY friendship is just like a rubber band MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as you can, but if you leave it suddenly, it 'll h...
Minutes are small, hours are less Minutes are small, hours are less, days are short, months are not enough to be with you, i would like to take infinite births if i get ...
Measured by miles, you are far from me Measured by miles, you are far from me. Measured by thoughts, you are closer to me, Measured by closed eyes, you are with me & Measur...
Make your life a house your heart can live in Make your life a house your heart can live in With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good ...
Making a million friends is not a miracle Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
Listen and Silent are two words with same alphabets Listen and Silent are two words with same alphabets but for me they also mean the same because i can Listen to you even when you are SILE...
Lips Don't join When we say LOVE Lips Don't join When we say LOVE, That means there may distance, But When we say FRIENDSHIP Lips join, That is a sign of TOGETHERNES...
Life is a railway station Life is a railway station in where love is a train, It will come & go at any time... But friendship is the track it will be 4EVER.....
LIFE without Friend is LIFE without Friend is- L_onely I_nsecured F_ull of doubts E_mpty Life wid friend is- L_ight n easy I_nspiring F_ull of hopes E_nth...
Life changes from: Classroom to Office Life changes from: Classroom to Office Books to Files Jeans to Formal Pocket money to Salary Girlfriend to Wife, Lekin Saale Dost Tu Kabhi N...
Learn friendship from the SUN and the MOON Learn friendship from the SUN and the MOON, year by the SUN give the MOON its own light, so that she too can shine at NITE in order to ple...
Leave SOMETHING for friend Leave SOMETHING for friend.. Never Leave FRIEND for something.. coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave you but FRIENDS will always live wit...
Keep the lamp of friendship Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and doesn...
Khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe yun faraar ho gaye Khuda ke ghar se kuch gadhe yun faraar ho gaye Dhundo .... Dhundo...... Kuch toh pakde gaye aur aur kuch humare yaar ho gaye -
If you need a friend If you need a friend and there are hundred steps between us, Get 1 step to take near me, and i will take 99 steps to b there for you...
Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me...
If you find a friend better if you find a friend better or sweeter than me, go ahead, i wont stop you but if that friend is not ok for you, just look behind ...
If you doubt in our friendship If you doubt in our friendship, take a coin and put Toss. if it is Head means You are my friend. If it is Tail means I am your Friend...!...
If you're angry with your friend If you're angry with your friend, just put aside your ego. Hug your friend and say - I need you idiot... at least to fight with me!
If one day you feel like crying, call me If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.
If I could give you a gift If I could give you a gift… I would give you the ability to see urself, the way I see you, so that you would know what a wonderful FRIEND...
I send this fish as a sign of friendship ><(((:> I send this fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water...
If friends were flowers If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep y...
I may have forgotten to say that I care I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of frie...
I looked for my God my God eluded me I looked for my God; my God eluded me. I looked for my soul; my soul I could not see. I looked for friend and I found all three.