Ek Aisi Ladki Thi (Sad) - Dilwale
Lyrics jita tha jiske liye jiske liye marta tha jita tha jiske liye jiske liye marta tha ek aisi ladki thi jise mai pyar karta tha ek aisi l...
O priya priya kyon bhula diya - Dil
Lyrics O priya priya kyon bhula diya Bewafa ya berahum Kya kahu tujhe sanam Tune dil toda hain Bhul kya huyi yeh bata ja O piya piya main te...
See outside the Window
See outside the Window, Sun rising for you, Flowers smiling for you, Birds Singing for you, B'coz last night I told them to wish yo...
Open your eyes! So the SUN can rise
Open your eyes! So the SUN can rise, Flowers can blossom.... Birds can sing, Bcoz all are waiting to see your *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@...
No Shadows to Depress you
No Shadows to Depress you, Only Joys to Surround you, Many FrieNds to Love you, God Himself to Bless you, These are my Wishes for you, ...
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close your eyes, Take a deep breath, Open your arms wide, Feel your heartbeat, & Say "Its too earl...
Chhoti si hai zindagi hans ke jiyo
Chhoti si hai zindagi hans ke jiyo. Bhula ke gam saare sar utha ke jiyo. Udaasi mein kya rakha hai muskura ke jiyo. Apne liye na sahi apno k...
Mat pucho uskie pyar ka andaaz kaisa tha
Mat pucho uskie pyar ka andaaz kaisa tha... usne iss shiddat se seene se lagaya ki mout bhi na hui aur jaan bhi nikal gayi
Tujhe Paa Na Sake To bhi Saari Zindagi Tujhe Pyar Karenge
Tujhe Paa Na Sake To bhi Saari Zindagi Tujhe Pyar Karenge... Yeh Zaroori To Nahi Jo Mil Na Sake Use Chhod Diya Jaye
Mohabbat vo khajana hai jo kabhi kam nahi hota
Mohabbat vo khajana hai jo kabhi kam nahi hota, Hai jiske pass yeh daulat usse koi gam nahi hota, Jo log nibhate hai sacche dil se Mohabbat ...
Jaao Aajad Kiya Tumhe Apni Mohabbat Se
Jaao Aajad Kiya Tumhe Apni Mohabbat Se . . Karay Jo Hum Se Zyada Tujhse Pyar To Ijazat Hai Ussay Apna Bana Lena . . !!!
Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin
Juda hain to kya hua doori to nahin, Baat bhi na ho aisi majboori to nahin
Jane kya wajah hai mere darne ki
Jane kya wajah hai mere darne ki ab to khwahish h uske yaad me marne ki jane unhe kyun itna yaad karta hai dil jinhe fursat hi nahi hume yaa...
Khwabon k andar zinda mat raho
Khwabon k andar zinda mat raho, Balki apne andar khwabon ko zinda rakho. Mohabbat usse nahi hoti jo khoobsurat ho. Khoobsurat wo hota hai ji...
Tumhai maloom bi hai ki mai tanha reh nahe sakta
Tumhai maloom bi hai ki mai tanha reh nahe sakta !!!! Meri Aadat badalnay tak mere sath ruk jana...
Zndagi me kuch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HA.
Zndagi me kuch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH AUR HOTA HA...:)) . . Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane ka, . Teacher k padhane par kahi k...
Jiyo uss ke liye jo jine ka sahara ho
Jiyo uss ke liye jo jine ka sahara ho, Chaho usse jo jaan se pyara ho, Raah me to milenge bahut lekin, Sath uska do jis ne bhid me, Bas aapk...
Zindgi Mili "Zara Si Thi"
Zindgi Mili "Zara Si Thi" Kuch Iss Me Kami "Zara Si Thi" Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.! Lekin Phir Bhi Dori "Zara Si...
Waqt Ek Sa Nahi Rehta Sun Lo
Waqt Ek Sa Nahi Rehta Sun Lo... Unhe Bhi Rona Padta Hai, Jo Auro Ko Rulate Hai
Meri Girlfriend meri zindagi me khushbu ki tarah hai
Meri Girlfriend meri zindagi me khushbu ki tarah hai, . . . . . . . . . wo roj mahsus to hoti hai magar dikhai nahi deti.
Na Chaho Itna Hame Chahato Se Dar Lagta Hai
Na Chaho Itna Hame Chahato Se Dar Lagta Hai Na Aao Itna Kareeb Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar...
Tum kya samjhte ho ki Tumhare siwa mujhe chahne wala koi nahi
Tum kya samjhte ho ki Tumhare siwa mujhe chahne wala koi nahi...??? Tum chhoro to sahi mujhe Maut khadi hai mujhe apnane k liye...
Dil Tod Kar Hamara Tumko Rahat vi Na Milegi
Dil Tod Kar Hamara Tumko Rahat vi Na Milegi Hamare Jaisi Tumko Chaht vi Na Milegi. Yu Itni Berukhi Na Dikhlaiye, Hum Agar Ruthe To Hamari Aa...
Zaroor kisi ne Dil se pukara hoga
Zaroor kisi ne Dil se pukara hoga..... Ek baar toh chand ne bhi apko nihara hoga..... Mayus ho gaye honge Aasma ke tare bhi ush din..... Jab...
Mitti Mein Mila Deti Hai Haste Hue Chehre
Mitti Mein Mila Deti Hai Haste Hue Chehre...!! Taqdeer Ko Rishton Ki Pehchaan Kahan Hai..
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hai Katal kar de woh nazar rakhte hai Wada kiya hai kisi se hamesa muskurane ka Warna hum bhi ankhon mai sa...
Har raat ko chaand ka shringaar nahi milta
Har raat ko chaand ka shringaar nahi milta Har baag ko phool ka dulaar nahi milta Maine bhi duniya dekhi hai dost Har insaan ko aap jaisa ya...
Udaas Hoon Par Tujhse Naaraz Nahi
Udaas Hoon Par Tujhse Naaraz Nahi, Tere Dil Mein Hoon Par Tere Pass Nahi.. Jhoot Kahun To Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pass, Aur Sach Kahun To Ek Tere ...
Main hi wafa nibha na saka, Tujhe chaha magar bata na saka
Main hi wafa nibha na saka, Tujhe chaha magar bata na saka, Teri judaai mein subh-o-sham roya bahot, Haan magar tere saamne ansoo Baha na sa...
Apne sine se laga k mere gum ko dur kardo
Apne sine se laga k mere gum ko dur kardo, Tmse juda na ho pau Itna MAJBUR kardo, Meri nas nas mai bas jaye PYAR tera, Mai kisiko na dekhu i...
Kuch Log Dard Ko Bayan Nahin Kartey
Kuch Log Dard Ko Bayan Nahin Kartey,, Bus Chup Chap Bikhar Jaaya Kartey Hain..
When A Guy Decides That He Wants To Be Your Best friend
When A Guy Decides That He Wants To Be Your Best friend, More Than Your Boyfriend, It means That He Is Afraid Of Losing U!!...
Bina Bataye Usne Na Jane Kyun Yeh Doori Kar Di
Bina Bataye Usne Na Jane Kyun Yeh Doori Kar Di,. Bichhad Ke Usne Mohabbat Hi Adhoori Kar Di, Mere Naseeb Mein Gham Aye Tu Kya Hua, . Khuda N...
Kash Aisa Koi Tum bhi Kaam Kardo
Kash Aisa Koi Tum bhi Kaam Kardo Meri Har Hasrat Har Arzoo Ko Fana Kardo Ya To Wafaon Ko Tum bhi Seekh Lo Ya To Apni Tarah Muje bhi Bewafa K...
Mitti ka jism lekar pani ke ghar mai hu
Mitti ka jism lekar pani ke ghar mai hu manzil hai mout meri fir bhi safar mai hu katal hona hai ye malum hai mujhe par na jane kis kis ke n...
Mai teri ankho se ojhal ho jaunga
Mai teri ankho se ojhal ho jaunga, dur bahut fizaon me kho jaunga. Rona chahega tu yaadon se lipat kar meri, Par mai apni yaadein bhi apne s...
Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai
Hamare dil ka dard kisne dekha hai, Jisne dekha hai sirf chehra dekha hai, Dard to tanhaeyo me hota hai, Aur mehfil me logon ne hume muskura...
Aakhir keha hi dala uss ne ek din
Aakhir keha hi dala uss ne ek din, Iss kadar tootay ho, tou bikhar kyon nahin jate, Tanha tanha rehte ho, tou sanwar kyon nahin jate, Kab ta...
Samundar Ke Gile Ret Par romantic saam mein
Samundar Ke Gile Ret Par romantic saam mein ek Ladka aur ek Baitha Tha.. . . Usne Apne Sath Baithi Ladki Se Pucha:" Tum Bolti kyun Nahi...
Na Jane Kyun Aapno Ne Muh Mod Liya
Na Jane Kyun Aapno Ne Muh Mod Liya kis Tarah Hamse Fir Rishta Tod Diya Kya Itna Dil Dukha Diya Maine Apka Jo Dheere Dheere Mujhko Yad karna ...
Jab tum akelapan mehsus karo to pareshan mat hona
Jab tum akelapan mehsus karo to pareshan mat hona,,,, apni ankhe band karna or khuda se kehna,,,, ... "DEAR GOD" Tune mujhe itna k...
I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life
I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life .. But I Just Hope That One Day When You Hear My Name You Would Just Smile and Say ...
Two girls were playing chess
Two girls were playing chess (joke doesn't end here). . girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai. . girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi t...
Chahat k kinare tot jate hain Bohat rota hai dil jab aPne roth jate hain
Chahat k kinare tot jate hain, Bohat rota hai dil jab aPne roth jate hain, Zindagi me aksar aesa hota hai, Jinhe hum yaad karte hain, Wo hum...
KISI KI YADON NE PAGAL BaNA RaKHA HAI
KISI KI YADON NE PAGAL BaNA RaKHA HAI KaqHI MaRR NA JAAU KAFAN SILA RaKHAHAI JALANE SE PHLE DIL Mera NIKAL DENA KaHI WO SAATH ME NA JAL JAYE...
Karoge Yaad Ek Din Saath Beete Zamane Ko
Karoge Yaad Ek Din Saath Beete Zamane Ko....... Chale Jaayenge Jis Din Hum Kabhi Wapas Na Aayenge.... Karega Mehfil Mein Zikar Hamara Koi To...
I AM STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER
I AM STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE... WHO WILL NEVER COME ...... I MISS U ALOT
Teri Yado Ne Rulaya, Teri Bato Ne Rulaya Mujhe
Teri Yado Ne Rulaya, Teri Bato Ne Rulaya Mujhe... Ek Tasveer Hi Thi Teri Jisne Mujhe Hasna Sikhya..... Kabhi Sine Se Lagaya To Kabhi Aankho...
Maine To Tanhayi Ko Hi Apni Zindgi Maan Liya Hai Ae Bewafa
Maine To Tanhayi Ko Hi Apni Zindgi Maan Liya Hai Ae Bewafa.......... Is Zindgi Me Kitna Maza Hai Ye Tujhe Kya Pata
Aa Ab Lot Aa K Mere Sabr Ki Ab Had Hoi
Aa Ab Lot Aa K Mere Sabr Ki Ab Had Hoi ..... Saari Umar Tujhe Talash Karu Aisi Saza Na De .....
Mujhe dar tha ki kahi
Mujhe dar tha ki kahi, Tu Mere aansuo me behkr meri aankho se ojhal na ho jaye. Isi Dar Se Ae bewafa mene tujhe apni sanso me chhipa liya . ...
Awesome Lines Ek Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha
Awesome Lines... . . . Ek Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha:" Tu Kali Na Hoti Toh Kitni Achhi Dikhti... . . Sagar Se Kaha:" Tera Pani ...
I Believe In GOD and GOD'S Principle
I Believe In GOD and GOD'S Principle.... So I Hope I Will Get My Perfect Love After Death.
Doob Kar Suraj Ne Mujhe Aur Bhi Tanha Kar Diya
Doob Kar Suraj Ne Mujhe Aur Bhi Tanha Kar Diya........! Mera Saaya Bhi Mujhe Chhod Ke Chala Gaya Mere Apno Ki Tarah.........!!
Aey Mohabbat Sharm Sey Doob Mar
Aey Mohabbat Sharm Sey Doob Mar..........! . . . . Tu Ek Shakhs Ko Mera Na Kar Saki.........!!!!
Zindagi Main Kabhi Pyaar Karne Ka Maan Ho To
Zindagi Main Kabhi Pyaar Karne Ka Maan Ho To Apne Dukh Se Pyaar Karna Kyunki…. Duniya Ka Dastoor Hai… Jise Jitna Chahoge Usse Utna Door Pa...
The one who never valued my love coincidentally I was loving only her
The one who never valued my love Coincidentally I was loving only her, That candle itself burnt my hand The one I was protecting from wind.
Kitnaa Kuch Jantaa Hogaa Woh Shaks Mere Bare Mei
Kitnaa Kuch Jantaa Hogaa Woh Shaks Mere Bare Mei, Meri Muskurany Parr Bhi Jisney Pooch Liya Ke Tum Udas Kyun Ho...!!!
Zindagi Kitni Khubsurat hoti, Agar teri chahat adhoori na hoti
Zindagi Kitni Khubsurat hoti, Agar teri chahat adhoori na hoti, Kuchh uljhane khuchh majbooriyan hoti beshak, Magar pyar mein itni dooriyan ...
Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai
Ek lamha men ek manzar guzar jata hai. Jab koi apna begana nazar aata hai. Yu to awaz aati hai har shishe ke tutne ki. Par Kabhi Kabhi bina ...
Maine sabhi risthe ko bade jatanse nibhaya tha
मैने सभी रिश्तों को बड़ेजतन से निभाया था अपनों के दिलों को अपने दिल से मिलाया था पर कोई कीमत न समझा मेरे अहसास की उसी ने उल्लू बना दिया जिसे...
Sab pochtay hain ki Tum ne shayari kun chhod di
Sab pochtay hain ki Tum ne shayari kun chhod di, Mudaton se khuch kyun nahin likha? Kaisy keh doon K ab... DUKH lafzon main Bayan nahi hote....
Tumhe Dil Me Basaya Dhadkan Ki Tarah
Tumhe Dil Me Basaya Dhadkan Ki Tarah Aankho Me Basaya Kajal Ki Tarah Tumhe Khud Se Jyada Pyar Kiya Maine Par Tum Mujhe Bhul Gayi Sapno Ki Ta...
Aansu aa jatay hain aankhon main Per labon pay hansi lani parti hay
Aansu aa jatay hain aankhon main, Per labon pay hansi lani parti hay, Yeh mohabbat bhi kia cheez hay yaroo, Jis sey kertay ho usi say chupan...
Zindgi se jo lamha mile use chura lo
Zindgi se jo lamha mile use chura lo… zindgi pyar se apni saja lo… zindgi yuhi gajar jayegi aaram se… bus kabhi khud hasho or kabhi rote huy...
Log ishq mein jaan dene ki baat karte hain
Log ishq mein jaan dene ki baat karte hain, Magar deta koi nahi. Hum to hatheli per jaan liye ghoomte hain, Kambakht koi maangta hi nahi
Surkh ankhoon se jab wo dekhte hain
Surkh ankhoon se jab wo dekhte hain, Hum ghabra kar aankhein Jhuka lete hain, kaun milaye un aankhoon se aankhein, Suna hai wo aankhoon se a...
Yaado Me Aapki Yaad Thi Kya Yaad Tha Kuch Yaad Nahi
Yaado Me Aapki Yaad Thi Kya Yaad Tha Kuch Yaad Nahi. Aapki Yaad Me Sab Kuch Bhul Gaye. Kya Bhul Gaye Kuch Yaad Nahi. Bas Yaad Hai To Sirf Aa...
Mujhe barbaad karney ke aur bhi bhut tarike the
Mujhe barbaad karney ke aur bhi bhut tarike the........ aye..dost.... na jane unsey mohabbat ka hi khayal kyu aaya.........
Tu mujhe soch kabhi Yehi chahat hai meri
Tu mujhe soch kabhi .... Yehi chahat hai meri... Mai tujhe jaan kahun... Yehi hasrat hai meri... Mai tere pyar ka armaan liye baitha hun ......
Kitna Pyaar Hai Unse, Ab Woh Yeh Jaan Le
Kitna Pyaar Hai Unse, Ab Woh Yeh Jaan Le..!! Woh Hi Hai Zingai Meri, Yeh Baat Maan Le..!! Unko Dene Ko Nahin, Kuch Paas Humare..!! Bas Ek...
1 Of D Best Love Quote Ever Said
1 Of D Best Love Quote Ever Said: I Have Written Her Name On My Heart Because God Didn't Write Her Name In My Destiny....
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min.
In school they taught me that: 1 hour = 60 min. 1 min= 60 sec. but they never told me that: 1 sec.without U = 100 years. Miss U
Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho
Kash Meri Zindagi Ka Ant Kuch Is Kadar Ho, Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho, Vo Jab Jab Soye Zameen Par, Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho.
Tujhe Haq Diya Hai Maine Dillagi Ka
Tujhe Haq Diya Hai Maine Dillagi Ka.. Aye SanamTu Mere Dilse Khel , Jab Tak Tera Dil Behal Na Jaye..!!!!!!!
Khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare
Khuda kisi ko kisi par fida na kare, aur kayamat tak juda na kare, Ye mana ki koi marta nahi judai se, Lekin ji Bhi to nahi pata vo tanhayi ...
Socha tha ke koi bohot toot kar chahega hame
Socha tha ke koi bohot toot kar chahega hame… Lekin yeh kya sitam hai, Ke Socha bhi hamne… Chaha bhi hamne… Aur toote bhi hum….
Fursat Ho Tujhe To Aa Jana, Janaaze Par Ashq Baha Jana
Fursat Ho Tujhe To Aa Jana, Janaaze Par Ashq Baha Jana, Kiya Tha Ishq Is Garib Se, Duniya Ko Yaad Kara Jana, Hoti Hai Mohabbat Ek Baar Hi, Z...
Maut Ne Chupke Se Najaney Kya Kaha
Maut Ne Chupke Se Najaney Kya Kaha; Aur Zindagi Khamosh Ho Kar Reh Gayi
Har Khusi Ke Pahlu Haaton Se Chhut Gaye
Har Khusi Ke Pahlu Haaton Se Chhut Gaye, Ab Toh Khud Ke Saaye Bhi Rooth Gaye, Haalat Hain Aise Zindagi Mein Hamari, Pyar Ki Rahon Mein Hum ...
Log samajthe hain keh humne tumhe bhula rakha hain
Log samajthe hain keh humne tumhe bhula rakha hain, Ye nahin jante ke kahin dil mein chupa rakha hain , Dekh na le koi meri aankho mein tasv...
Hamari Har Khushi Ka Ehsaas Tumhara Ho
Hamari Har Khushi Ka Ehsaas Tumhara Ho, Tumhare Har Gam Ka Dard Hamara Ho, Maar Bhi Jaye To Hume Koi Gam Nahi, Bas Aakhri Waqt Saath Tumhara...
Yun palke bicha kar tera intzaar karte hai
Yun palke bicha kar tera intzaar karte hai, Yeh wo gunah hai jo hum baar baar karte hai, Jalakar hasrat ki rah par chirag, Hum subah aur sha...
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tuje. aaj bhi Apno se pehle yaad kiya...
Roj dhalta huwa suraj kahata hai mujhse
रोज ढलता हुआ सूरज कहता है मुझसे, आज उसको बेवफा हुए एक दिन और बीत गया ।
Aahista chal zindagi, abhi kai karz chukana baaki hai
Aahista chal zindagi, abhi kai karz chukana baaki hai. Kuch dard mitana baaki hai, kuch farz nibhana baaki hai
Jaate Huye Usne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Mujhse
Jaate Huye Usne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Mujhse, "O pagal,, Jee Lena Apni Zindagi…. waise Pyar Acha Karte Ho"
Har kisi ke Naseeb main kahan likhi hain Chahtein
Har kisi ke Naseeb main kahan likhi hain Chahtein, Kuch Log Duniya main aate hain Faqat Tanhaiyon k Liye
Mai fanaa ho gaya afsos woh badla bhi nahi
Mai fanaa ho gaya afsos woh badla bhi nahi, Meri chahto se bhi sacchi rahi nafrat uski
Kuch lafz dil mein kahin reh jate hain
Kuch lafz dil mein kahin reh jate hain, Aur kuch kahin yun hi beh jate hain, zara gaur se padhna ye shayari meri, Ye lafz Khamoshi se kuch ...
Zamaaney ke sawaalon ko main hans kar taal doon
Zamaaney ke sawaalon ko main hans kar taal doon lekin Nami ankhon ki kehti hai mujhe tum yaad aatey ho
Maine kab dard k zakhmo se shikayat ki hai..
Maine kab dard k zakhmo se shikayat ki hai.. Haan mera jurm hai k maine mohabat ki hai, Aaj fir dekha hai usse mehfil me pathar bankar, Men...
Na mera pyar kam huwa, na unki nafrat
ना मेरा प्यार कम हुआ, ना उनकी नफरत, अपना अपना फर्ज था, दोनों अदा कर गये
Mohabbat se wo dekhte hain sabhi ko
Mohabbat se wo dekhte hain sabhi ko Bas hum par kabhi ye inayat nahi hoti, Main to sheesha hu tutna meri fitrat hai, Esliye muje pattharo se...
Maine maut se jakar kaha ki tu thodey din tal jaa
Maine maut se jakar kaha ki tu thodey din tal jaa, Maut ne kaha teri kisi ko zarurat nahi tu chala aa, Maine kaha koi hai jo sirf mere liye ...
DiL Mai Har Baat, Aaj Bhi Wahi Hai
DiL Mai Har Baat, Aaj Bhi Wahi Hai, Zahir Hai Tujhpe Mera Haq Nahi Hai, Dekhte Dekhte Yu Manzar Badal Gaya, Tu Mera Hokar Bhi Mera Nahi Hai ...
Meri mohabbat ko paani mat samajh lena aye dost
Meri mohabbat ko paani mat samajh lena aye dost samandar hai ashqo ka magr DIL aj bhi jala karta hai ........
Tum Mujhe Bhool Bhi Jaao To Ye Haq Hai Tumko
Tum Mujhe Bhool Bhi Jaao To Ye Haq Hai Tumko, Meri Baat Aur Hai Mene To Mohabbat Ki Hai, Mere Dil Ki, Mere Jazbaat Ki Keemat Kya Hai Uljhe U...
Koi nahi jo yaar ki laa-de khabar mujhe
Koi nahi jo yaar ki laa-de khabar mujhe, Ae.! aansuon k selaab tu hi baha de udhar mujhe ..
Mohabbat k baad Mohabbat karna to aasan hai
Mohabbat k baad Mohabbat karna to aasan hai Magar Tut k chahna sirf ek baar hota hai
Kya gham hai, kya khushi malum nahi
Kya gham hai, kya khushi malum nahi .. :( :-) apna hai ki ajnabi malum nahi .. O.o Jiske bina ek pal nahi Guzarta, Kaise guzregi yeh Znda...
Maybe it’s not about the happy ending, :(
Maybe it’s not about the happy ending, :( May be it’s about story…
Goonj uthi har taraf Saaz_E_Mohabbat!
Goonj uthi har taraf Saaz_E_Mohabbat! Dil torta bhi hai, mujhe chahta bhi hai, Ab tak samajh na paya me yehh Andaaz_e_Mohabba
Log Kehte Hai, Ki Pyar Ek Aisi biMari Hai
Log Kehte Hai, Ki Pyar Ek Aisi biMari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, aaur hum Kehta Hai bewafayi Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Yehh biMari Dubar...
Meri ulfat meri Jafa tujhi se hai
Meri ulfat meri Jafa tujhi se hai ayee jaan iss Baat ko tu, kyun naa jaan saka
Ab Dil Ki Ye Tamana Hai
Ab Dil Ki Ye Tamana Hai ki Ay kaash aesa ho aasoon ke sath Ankhon Ki Hasrat Bhi Nikal Jaye...
Fir Kabhi nii ho sakti Mohabbat
Fir Kabhi nii ho sakti Mohabbat :( Súnâ tümnë Wo shaks bhi ek tha or Mera dil bhi ek hai
Ye dil hi toh janta hai meri paak mohabbat ka aalam
Ye dil hi toh janta hai meri paak mohabbat ka aalam, Ke mujhe jeenay ke liye sanso ki nii teri zarurat hai !!
Uska aur mera sath kuchh is liye bhi chhuta
Uska aur mera sath kuchh is liye bhi chhuta... Khuchh hamara bhi to dil, kuchh unka bhi toota... Wo gaadi banglo or Arbo ki ekloti varis thi...
Ishq wo nahi jo tujhe mera kar de
इश्क वो नहीं जो तुझे मेरा कर दे, इश्क वो है जो तुझे किसी और का ना होने दे....
Fiza Ko Lag gayi shayad
Fiza Ko Lag gayi shayad, Tere Aane Ki Khabar.... Hamare Sheher Me Utra Hai KamaaL Ka Mausam ! !
Yun to saal bhr se jyada ho gya
Yun to saal bhr se jyada ho gya .. ,, tujhe mujhse baat kiye , , Par wo Aakhiri baat aesi lagti hai, jaise kal ki hi to baat hai !
Mere marne ke baad tumko mera manana yaad aayega,
Mere marne ke baad tumko mera manana yaad aayega, Jab "tanhai gheregi " tab tumko mera sath nibhana yaad aayega, Jab koi sath chud...
Itna kaabil to nahi .., ke koi apna samjhe mujhe
Itna kaabil to nahi .., ke koi apna samjhe mujhe .., ... par afsos karenge bahut .., mujhe khone k baad..
Chhor Diya Uska Intezaar Krna Hamesha ke Liye
Chhor Diya Uska Intezaar Krna Hamesha ke Liye, Jise Nigaahon ki Qadar nahi Use Mud-mud Kar Kya Dekhana ..
Log kehte hai jise hadd se jyada pyar karo
Log kehte hai jise hadd se jyada pyar karo wo pyar ki kadar nahi karta.... Par sach to ye hai pyar ki kadar jo vi karta hai usse koi pyar na...
Jaanbujhkar lagayatha dil maine ek bewafa ke saath
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GF Bhi kitni Buri Bimari Hai
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Apne dilki bat unse keh nahi sakte
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Agar Dost Na Milte To, Kabhi Yakeen Nahi Hota Ki
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Mein beti bankar aayi hoon Maa-baap ke jeevan mein
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With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes
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Wishing you G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
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Welcome the new morning
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Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes
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Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar
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SO rahe ho KYA?
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Knock!!! Knock!!! May I come into your world
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I just love when morning gets here
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A night hug warms the heart
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Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai
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You live in your dreams
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Welcome aboard to Sweet Dreams airline
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Wash your face and wash your feet
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WAIT DO NOT SLEEP Wait
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Wait Do not Sleep let me pray God
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Under the fresh and cool night
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Tiny stars shining bright
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This is my LAST message of th day
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txt msg: hello
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Take some time to smile when you are sad
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Take a deep breath, Stand near the window
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Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
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shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly
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Sshh, its only me putting a blanket
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Sleepy Message for a sleepy person
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Saw my message?
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Saying good night is not just putting an end to a day
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Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai
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Pujya mitravar, sadar parnam
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Notice your phone got heavier with this message
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Night is the essence of pride
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Night doesn't become beautiful with star
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Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun
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My sms may not mean too much for you
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On this cold cold night
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LAST NIGHT I SAW I DREAM
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Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum
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Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi
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In this lovely nite, I pray to the blue moon
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If you are awake
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I wish moon always be full and bright
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I wish that God would hold you tight
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I wish i would be there to hold you tight
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I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most
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I really want you to be mine
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I know its late but i can not sleep
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I close my eyes to sleep but can not
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Hey you Yes you
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Hayo Rabba Tussi so gaye
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Have a "salty Dream..."
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Happiness is like a butterfly
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Good Night Sleep Tight have Sweet Dreams
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Good night my very special friend
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Eyes without tears, tears without love
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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA
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Din bita raat aayi sone ki ab baat aayi
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Dream a dream tonight as you sleep
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Close your Eyes and Imagine
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Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light
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As nigte falls upon the land, it is time to Zz again
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At this moment Millions are sleeping
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AS a day turns into night
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A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night
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A day is going to end again
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10 messages received
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Wife: "last night i dream of you buying me a diamond necklace"
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
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Why do the bride and groom exchang VARMALA during marriage?
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Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
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Wife: "Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
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Train mai ek husband apni wife se
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There is only one perfect child in the world
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday always
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Son: Papa, Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi city ki hai ya village ki
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One day a dog was dancing madly on the marriage of lion
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Kabhi Roti Ke Tukron Mein
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Husband: You get marry with Santa after my death
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Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it
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Husband to wife: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai
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Husband PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD
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Husband on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant."
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye, tabhi ek lady ne Hello kiya
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Husband and wife on picnic. there was a donkey eating grass.
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Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE.?"
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Hoon mai doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse waha
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Happiest man is one whose
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Girlfriends are like chocolates, taste good anytime
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries
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Girl to Boyfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST
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A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money
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A MAN SANTA - Your Friend IS KISSING your WIFE IN your HOME
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Always keep a picture of your wife in your wallet
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking?
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In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird
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In how many days a 1000 pages book can be read?
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Height of Challenge: a guy left whole answer sheet blank in an exam
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You are a nice person. line 1 is true
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Young girl praying: pls God marry me with intelligent man
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Ye baat samaj main aayi nahi aur ammi ne samjhayi nahi
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Wife is Incoming Calls
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Who said english is easy???
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When your life is in darkness, Pray to God
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What is marriage?
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What is life insurance?
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What's difference between man and Superman?
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Unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
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To see light, look at sun
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Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
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Three people where going on a motor cycle
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SMS Meray Dost ko "Hello" kehna
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Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence
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Sitam sehne ki bhi haad hoti hai, Kisi ko satanay ki bhi haad hoti hai
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Sachha pyar wo hai jo
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Sach, bachpan mai sochte hum bade kyo nahi ho rahe
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Raat bhar SMS kiya to raat kat gayi Wah Wah Wah
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
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Oye Mere Dost, Mere Program Ke Host
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Open with Love
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New software has been introduced
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NA TUM JANNO NA HUM
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